Tuesday, April 29, 2008
i failed
i tryed to get drunk last night, i drank alot, but it just made me tired i think i fell asleep my 11pm on a day off thats too early. i find it hard to get drunk by myself, i tryed i drank continuesly for hours i went through, almost a 20 pack of budwieser and i had a couple stella artois, i still have a 12 pack of coors light with the new top that features a built in shotgun vent, i dont know what they call it but that what i think its for, it so you can slam the beer with out it glugging and getting foamy, pretty sweet, i got this 12 pack for free a couple weeks ago and havent drunk it yet i normally dont drink anymore jsut a few at band practice and when im at my folks place but last night and today i feel like beer. i wonder why i couldnt get drunk last night i had a great buzz but i wasnt drunk not by the standard me and karl bakla set years ago, i dont know what those standard are but if your not pooping on a fence or trying to push a jeep through that fence and your not chacing each other around trying to pee on the other or firing bottle rockets at each other then your not drunk!~
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I hate when I tried to get drunk but like all other things I try to accomplish I fail at the one thing I usually do well, getting drunk! Did we raise the standard or lower it?
dude we lowered it as far as moral or social standards go but as far as level of intoxication we deffinatley raised it for sure!
maybe old age is creeping up on you! in a few months i'm going to get the milestone and i'm going to leave the 30 something's age bracket! fuck, that's the subject of another blog coming up too! the older we get the more responsible we feel - old age indeed
shit i hit the big 30 in a couple weeks, i dont even care really.
whoo hoo . . . still in my 20s for at least 3 years! You guys are fucking old . . . i'm going to have to ditch you for you some young stallions, not to be mistaken for the white stallions.
dude you know that you cant do any better.. not that you couldnt do any better, but that you cant do any better.
if you can still get it up on command and blow your load when necessary - that's all you'll need for now. people will still love your sexy sweaty body, and your "man musk" as you like to call it.
i do have a delightful man musk i have to admit.
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